Posts tagged hilarious
chiarachiari: beautifullyflawed: esquindo: Anne Taintor lol

chiarachiari:

beautifullyflawed:

esquindo:

Anne Taintor

lol

Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

(via missldn)

HAHA, really kinda true, don’t you think?

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52hearts: five5five: lorenrochelle: Example of a healthy, solid relationship. | Christoph Niemann …why does this remind me of Liz? Ahahah.

52hearts:

five5five: lorenrochelle:

Example of a healthy, solid relationship. | Christoph Niemann

…why does this remind me of Liz? Ahahah.

exiledphoenix: http://survivingtheworld.net/ As a Boy Scout I find this amusing. …hahahahhaa

exiledphoenix:

http://survivingtheworld.net/

As a Boy Scout I find this amusing.

…hahahahhaa

alliphant: (via juliasegal)

alliphant:

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I met Lindsay [Lohan] last summer and she talked about herself a lot,” he revealed. “She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘But you can’t act’.

Rupert Grint. lol. (via weasleylove) (via everythingharrypotter)(via angelicainwonderland)(via oldfilmsflicker) (via alliphant)
whitepajamas: falulatonks: J.D.: Just try and imagine what they’re going through. I mean, sometimes I think about what it’s gonna be like when you die.Turk: Because you think I’m going first due to my diabetes.J.D.: Right. And where do we meet up in Heaven?Turk:At the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud!J.D.: I’ll see you there, playah! I love religion. The point is, Turk, if someone tried to pull the plug on you without being totally honest with me, you know where they’d end up?Turk: In Hell, watching ‘The View’!J.D.: Next to the super high, unreachable cupcake table. (source)

whitepajamas:

falulatonks:

J.D.: Just try and imagine what they’re going through. I mean, sometimes I think about what it’s gonna be like when you die.
Turk: Because you think I’m going first due to my diabetes.
J.D.: Right. And where do we meet up in Heaven?
Turk:At the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud!
J.D.: I’ll see you there, playah! I love religion. The point is, Turk, if someone tried to pull the plug on you without being totally honest with me, you know where they’d end up?
Turk: In Hell, watching ‘The View’!
J.D.: Next to the super high, unreachable cupcake table.
(source)
(via palahniukandchocolate)

(via palahniukandchocolate)

fuckyeahhousemd: Dr. House: [about Amber] This isn’t just about sex. You like her personality. You like that she’s conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves… Oh my God, you’re sleeping with me.[quickly exits the restaurant]

fuckyeahhousemd:

Dr. House: [about Amber] This isn’t just about sex. You like her personality. You like that she’s conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves… Oh my God, you’re sleeping with me.
[quickly exits the restaurant]

So when I was beating the guy, I started thinking, ‘What if I was Hannah Montana?’ … And little do they know that that’s why I look so insane … I’m torturing myself with thoughts of, “How could I actually pull off being a high school student and a pop star at night?

Eli Roth, A.V. Club interview (via palahniukandchocolate)
withgoodintentions: purrrrfect. …so cute and yet hilarious.

withgoodintentions:

purrrrfect.

…so cute and yet hilarious.

helpimalive: cats got it goin on.

helpimalive:

cats got it goin on.
cubone: Oh, you know, just chillin’ like a villain. ROFL. LIZ. I am laughing so hard right now. XD You’re awesome.

cubone:

Oh, you know, just chillin’ like a villain.

ROFL. LIZ. I am laughing so hard right now. XD You’re awesome.

unicornology: iguessthatscool:digitalbath:stopnicole:kyliedear:wyaldsohl:sunshinelolababii: LMFAO lolz lmao re-blogging because i actually have the power rangers theme song on my itunes.

unicornology:

iguessthatscool:digitalbath:stopnicole:kyliedear:wyaldsohl:sunshinelolababii:

LMFAO
lolz

lmao

re-blogging because i actually have the power rangers theme song on my itunes.