Sam Rockwell’s Confessions of a Dangerous Mind screen test (x)
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Trick Cake of the Day: Amit Gupta says: “There was a cake when I got back to the office. But it was even better than a cake because it was a TRICK CAKE with PIZZA inside….”
Would that every cake had a bonus pizza inside.
magical.
this is perfect because the only part of cake I like is frosting anyways so…
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How to make a Fuck It Bucket
Go get a 1 gallon paint pailFill it with candy
Write “FUCK IT BUCKET” on it
When shit gets you down, just say Fuck It and eat some mother fuckin’ candy
-Paul SedarisThe Rooster is so wise.
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
I will do this.
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This is a Library Bar in Auckland, New Zealand. Meaning you can get drunk and read in a place other than your bedroom, and it looks spectacular.
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THE QUIET THINGS THAT NO ONE EVER KNOWS — Brand New
I contemplate the day we wed — your friends are boring me to death
Your veil is ruined in the rain — by then I knew I could do without
There’s nothing new to talk about and though our kids are blessed
The parents let them shoulder all the blame
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thedailywhat:
Trick Cake of the Day: Amit Gupta says: “There was a cake when I got back to the office. But it was even better than a cake because it was a TRICK CAKE with PIZZA inside….”
Would that every cake had a bonus pizza inside.
[superamit / slice.]
magical.
this is perfect because the only part of cake I like is frosting anyways so…](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq3tv9GRnI1qz72dio1_500.png)







