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Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it’s at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.
— Audrey Hepburn (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
— Kurt Vonnegut (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Experience is the name we all give to our mistakes.
— Oscar Wilde
The question will be, when the time comes, do you want to be saved?
— ~ Captain Hook (via gatekeeper) (via exiledphoenix)
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J.D.: Just try and imagine what they’re going through. I mean, sometimes I think about what it’s gonna be like when you die.(source)
Turk: Because you think I’m going first due to my diabetes.
J.D.: Right. And where do we meet up in Heaven?
Turk:At the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud!
J.D.: I’ll see you there, playah! I love religion. The point is, Turk, if someone tried to pull the plug on you without being totally honest with me, you know where they’d end up?
Turk: In Hell, watching ‘The View’!
J.D.: Next to the super high, unreachable cupcake table.
Today, my boyfriend embarrassedly admitted that one of the reasons he asked me out is that I look like Ginny Weasley. I started to laugh hysterically. He looked offended until I calmed myself enough to explain that one of the reasons I accepted him is that he looks like Harry Potter. MLIA.
It’s amazing. Some people, they just say these small things, one sentence and it changed the way you feel about them in an instant. Small little words about them in an instant. Small little words that can hurt you so much or make you fall deeply in love forever. It changes everything, nothing between you is ever really the same again, even if they don’t know it, it still happens.
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You know what’s wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You’re chicken, you’ve got no guts. You’re afraid to stick out your chin and say, “Okay, life’s a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that’s the only chance anybody’s got for real happiness.” You call yourself a free spirit, a “wild thing,” and you’re terrified somebody’s gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you’re already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it’s not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It’s wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.
— Paul, Breakfast at Tiffany’s (via moviegeek)
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I LOVE YOU POLAR BEAR. YOU GO EAT THAT…CARCASSSSSS. YEAAAAH.
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also true for girlfriends
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